A: Why didn't you bring your dog? B: I don't think he's gonna hit it off with yours. A: The fact that he's always destroying things doesn't mean he's a bad guy. B: I don't wanna take the risk because

A: I knew you were gonna step in dog poop on the other side of the fence. B: Why didn't you warn me if you knew? A: I'm terrible at jumping over fences, so I figured you were the man for the job. B:

A: We've gotta get going before it starts raining. B: They said it wasn't gonna rain today. A: They're lying to you. Just look at the sky, and you'll see. B: I'm looking at it right now, and there's

I got a fishbone stuck in my throat at 7:30 a.m. while I was having lunch. I choked on it for like two minutes. I tried coughing aggressively to clear my throat, but it didn't work. Then I drank

A: Can you help me blow up some floaties? I have some people coming over later. B: Sure. Do you have a machine to do this, or do you want me to use a hair dryer? A: A hair dryer should get it done.

A: They wanna move up the meeting for a weather reason, but I need to go to the store. Can you pull some strings? B: I'll try to see if I can push it back a few hours. No promises, though. A: It's

A: I went to pick up my laptop, but they said they didn't get around to fixing it. B: What are you gonna do? I know you use it a lot. A: I'll have to use my old one and just deal with the lag. B:

A: I can't believe that truck just cut me off. B: Dude, if you hadn't hit the brakes in time, we would've crashed into them. A: They didn't even turn on the left indicator. B: Dude, look at me. I'm

A: The worst part is that things didn't pan out, and we'd put a lot of effort and time into it. B: Please just don't have a mental breakdown here. I don't want you to make a scene. A: I don't think

A: I took a huge risk, and it didn't pay off. B: Let me guess: you lent some money to C. A: That's spot-on. B: I remember once I loaned him some money, and he said he'll pay me back in a week... A: I

A: A kid across the street threw a water balloon at me. B: No way! I bet you told him something that pissed him off. A: I did nothing. I was just passing by with my dog. B: Ah, maybe your dog barked

The only downside is that it took me a few extra seconds to load into the matches--it went from 10 to 35 seconds. It's not that big of a deal, if you ask me. Keep in mind that it'll load faster the

Trying not to shoot at them is a good way to let them get used to the game. You can practice your movements and whatnot. If there happen to be some regulars around, you can shoot at them instead.

A: I don't think I'll be playing this game anymore. B: Why is that? We were having some much fun the other night. A: I don't know, man. It's just my gut telling me to walk away. B: I thought you

A: Dude, there's no way you're gonna make it in time. B: I picked up a hitchhiker and guess what? A: You got a crush on them? B: Sort of. We were having some small talk and suddenly, an awful odor is

A: It looks like they're gonna move up the match for tonight. B: How come? I thought they wanted to stick to the schedule. A: I was told that something came up and two people on their team asked to

A: Have you called in a favor to bail out T yet? B: No, I haven't because he deserves to stay behind bars. A: Damn, that sounds cold AF. What'd he do to you? B: Are you kidding me right now? A: Come

I couldn't believe what he did next. In response to me handing him candy, he took a few steps into my house. This was when I started getting really uncomfortable. You're supposed to take candy, say

A: How are the games going tonight? B: We haven't won a single game. A: Do you already know who's to blame? B: The delivery guy who sent our food to the wrong place. A: I don't see how the food is

A: What are you doing tonight? B: I'm gonna eat ice cream out of the jar. A: I figured you were going to hit the dance floor with T. B: Nah, she said she isn't into the music they play on Mondays. A: