A: Why didn't you bring your dog?

B: I don't think he's gonna hit it off with yours.

A: The fact that he's always destroying things doesn't mean he's a bad guy.

B: I don't wanna take the risk because maybe he might end up misbehaving just like yours.

A: Your dog has his own personality and so does mine.

B: The other day, I saw him jumping over the neighbor's fence and running through their flowers. There's no way he learned it on his own.

A: Are you saying that my dog is a bad influence?

B: Don't put it that way. That's not fair. I'm just saying that I like the way my dog is, and I wanna keep it that way for now at least.

A: Yeah, right... You just hurt my feelings.

B: What feelings? You don't have any!

A: How would you know?

B: I've seeing you walking around like you own the whole condo.

A: Don't make things up, or I'm gonna stop by your house with my dog just to freak out yours.

B: You and your ways to deal with things. You never stop surprising me.

A: Well, what can I say?

B: Oops, I've got to hit up my sister. She's having a barbecue, and I was supposed to help her out this morning.

**Only correct this if you're a native English speaker.**