A: I took a huge risk, and it didn't pay off.
B: Let me guess: you lent some money to C.
A: That's spot-on.
B: I remember once I loaned him some money, and he said he'll pay me back in a week...
A: I bet it never happened, and you haven't had the balls to bring it up when you guys hang out.
B: I haven't said anything just 'cause I'd feel too awkward asking for it.
A: Same here. I just can't do it. He should pay us back without having someone remembering him about it.
B: I know, right? It's like the ball is in his court right now, and there's absolutely nothing we can do about it.
A: If I were loaded, I wouldn't mind at all. But money is tight right now.
B: The funny thing is that he's always throwing fancy parties.
A: I wonder whose money he's using.
B: He's probably using all the money we've lent to him through the years.
A: We're like his ATM that never goes bankrupt.
B: Exactly! I'm really tempted to call him and see what his plans for tonight are.
A: I wouldn't be surprised if he's going out to some high-end restaurant.
B: Yep. We just gotta roll with it and hope for the best.
A: I couldn't agree with you more. Dude, my pizza app says they delivered it 5 minutes ago, but I haven't gotten anything.
B: The delivery guy probably ate it because you yelled at him like a male Karen and didn't give him a tip the last time.
A: Yeah, and I wonder who I learned that from... I'm a cheap person, but not that cheap. Anyways, I'll order another one.
B: I got you, man. Where do you want me to order it from and what kind of pizza do you want?
A: If you're for real, try Aaaaaa but if they don't take your order, I could settle for one from Bbbbb.
**Only correct this if you're a native English speaker.**
The amount of colloquialisms/idioms/regional slang terms/whatever-you'd-like-to-call-them that you know is extremely impressive.
The funny thing about them is that I probably know like the 1% of what you know! Thank you for checking my work.