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A: I took a huge risk, and it didn't pay off.

B: Let me guess: you lent some money to C.

A: That's spot-on.

B: I remember once I loaned him some money, and he said he'll pay me back in a week...

A: I bet it never happened, and you haven't had the balls to bring it up when you guys hang out.

B: I haven't said anything just 'cause I'd feel too awkward asking for it.

A: Same here. I just can't do it. He should pay us back without having someone remembering him about it.

B: I know, right? It's like the ball is in his court right now, and there's absolutely nothing we can do about it.

A: If I were loaded, I wouldn't mind at all. But money is tight right now.

B: The funny thing is that he's always throwing fancy parties.

A: I wonder whose money he's using.

B: He's probably using all the money we've lent to him through the years.

A: We're like his ATM that never goes bankrupt.

B: Exactly! I'm really tempted to call him and see what his plans for tonight are.

A: I wouldn't be surprised if he's going out to some high-end restaurant.

B: Yep. We just gotta roll with it and hope for the best.

A: I couldn't agree with you more. Dude, my pizza app says they delivered it 5 minutes ago, but I haven't gotten anything.

B: The delivery guy probably ate it because you yelled at him like a male Karen and didn't give him a tip the last time.

A: Yeah, and I wonder who I learned that from... I'm a cheap person, but not that cheap. Anyways, I'll order another one.

B: I got you, man. Where do you want me to order it from and what kind of pizza do you want?

A: If you're for real, try Aaaaaa but if they don't take your order, I could settle for one from Bbbbb.

**Only correct this if you're a native English speaker.**

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