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A: How are the games going tonight?

B: We haven't won a single game.

A: Do you already know who's to blame?

B: The delivery guy who sent our food to the wrong place.

A: I don't see how the food is related to someboby's performance.

B: Dude, none of us had eaten anything in like 6 hours.

A: Why didn't you cook something at home after you found out you weren't getting your order?

B: I forgot to pay the gas so they shut it off this morning.

A: So the delivery guy is as guilty as you are after all.

B: Do me a favor and cut me a break, bro!

A: Don't get mad at me. I'm just telling it like it is.

B: Did I ask for your opinion? I don't think so.

A: I'm just messing with you, man. Matter of fact, it's all good if you aren't winning tonight. Nobody cares!

B: You and your sense of humor. One day, you're gonna get punched or slapped in the face for shit like this.

A: I can take a slap in the face for sure, but a punch... I don't know.

B: I'm just telling it like it is.

A: Gotta work on my social skills. Otherwise it'll come back and bite me.

B: Why bother, though?

A: Good point.

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