A: I went to pick up my laptop, but they said they didn't get around to fixing it.

B: What are you gonna do? I know you use it a lot.

A: I'll have to use my old one and just deal with the lag.

B: Dude, I have a laptop lying around in the basement that I could lend you.

A: It's fine. I can handle the slowness for a few days.

B: Opening a simple thing as your browser is gonna take you forever.

A: I know, but I'll probably click on it and then go to the kitchen to make myself a sandwich.

B: It's gonna upset you when you realize that it's still trying to load.

A: Sure, but it's raining and I don't feel like going to your house right now.

B: I can have it delivered to you in like 2 hours.

A: Nah, it's cool, man. But thanks for the offer, though.

B: Did you know that C's dog pooped on E's pool?

A: You've gotta be kidding me?!

B: I'm for real, man. Word on the street is that T pushed him into the water and C's dog did his thing.

A: He probably freaked out and couldn't hold it.

B: E asked T to clean it up, and he didn't want to at first.

A: I wonder if there was somebody in the pool.

B: I was told E's little sister was floating on an inflatable pink flamingo.

A: I'm glad I turned down their invitation because I'm pretty sure I would've been in the pool.

B: If it wasn't for the fact I got the flu, I would've been swimming for sure.

A: Crap, I gotta take a dump. See you.

B: Don't forget to wash your hands!

**Only correct this if you're a native English speaker.**