A: The worst part is that things didn't pan out, and we'd put a lot of effort and time into it.

B: Please just don't have a mental breakdown here. I don't want you to make a scene.

A: I don't think they're gonna kick us out of the restaurant, though.

B: They will if someone complains about your loud voice.

A: There are literally 4 tables taken a few feet away from here--they can't hear me!

B: I think they do. They've been staring at us for a while. Just take a glance at them real quick.

A: I think the woman in yellow has been checking me out since I went to the bathroom.

B: Are you sure? I feel like she's been staring at us just because you talk too loudly.

A: There's just one way to find out.

B: Oh, yeah? And what would it be?

A: Walk up to her and ask her out. If she turns you down, then you'll know.

B: Are you tripping? There's no way I'm doing that.

A: You have literally nothing to lose. Come on! Don't be a baby!

B: All right...

B: Excuse me, ma'am. My friend over there is kind of wasted and asked me to ask you out on a bet, which I'm not doing. But can you pretend that you're laughing and having a good time while I'm talking to you? It's just to mess with him!

W: Sure! You might wanna take him home soon or else he'll get you in trouble.

B: Our Uber isn't picking up, but I'll keep trying 'cause I don't wanna spend the night in jail if he goes ballistic.

W: Gotcha. If he asks you about our conversation, tell him that I can't hang out with you this week 'cause I'm moving out. I bet he'll forget about this tomorrow.

B: You're the best!

W: I know, right?!

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