A: A kid across the street threw a water balloon at me.

B: No way! I bet you told him something that pissed him off.

A: I did nothing. I was just passing by with my dog.

B: Ah, maybe your dog barked at him in a mean way.

A: He didn't do anything. He was taking a piss on a tree when the kid went nuts.

B: Your dog must've been staring at him as if he was getting ready to chase him.

A: Nah, he was on a leash. So there was no way I was gonna let him run after him.

B: But you bet the kid didn't see the leash at all.

A: It still doesn't make it okay to throw something at me. It hit me on my right arm.

B: Maybe he thought you were down for a water balloon fight!

A: Suuure. I told him, "Hey! That wasn't fair!"

B: What'd he say?

A: He ran into his house and started looking at me from a window. How is that even okay?

B: You scared him off, and you got lucky he didn't call the cops on you!

A: I bet he would've done that if I'd crossed the street.

B: I would've done the same thing if I had been in his shoes.

A: Why is that?

B: You gotta play it safe sometimes. Besides, you know that crazy hair of yours makes you look like you're a lunatic.

A: Dude... I chopped all my hair off yesterday.

B: It figures!

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