A: What are you doing tonight?

B: I'm gonna eat ice cream out of the jar.

A: I figured you were going to hit the dance floor with T.

B: Nah, she said she isn't into the music they play on Mondays.

A: Are you sure she said that?

B: Yep, unless she got tired of me stepping on her feet.

A: I wouldn't blame her if she's mad at you for doing that.

B: I always excuse myself when I do that.

A: But that doesn't fix anything, you know?

B: She wants me to join her group so we can all take some dance classes together.

A: That's definitely a good way to work out.

B: I'd rather lie down and eat ice cream than work out with some girly music.

A: Now I see why you can't get any buckets like you used to.

B: It's either bad luck or they're just better than me at basketball. I'm in shape, man.

A: Crap, C just texted me, and he's asking me to bail him out.

B: I bet a cop pulled him over, and he made a huge scene like he always does.

A: What should I do?

B: Call her mom and tell her they found him using the street as a bathroom.

**Only correct this if you're a native English speaker.**