A: Dude, there's no way you're gonna make it in time.

B: I picked up a hitchhiker and guess what?

A: You got a crush on them?

B: Sort of. We were having some small talk and suddenly, an awful odor is stinking up the car.

A: No way!

B: The worse part is that it didn't go away even though I rolled the windows down a tad more when I noticed.

A: Why didn't you ask her straight up if she was smelling it too?

B: I didn't wanna get into an argument or being mean, so I tried to play it cool.

A: If it wasn't you, it was her or the car itself.

B: I don't know, man. But the odor was so intense that the mask was the only thing that kept me from throwing up.

A: Damn. Was she hot at least?

B: Yeah, but the odor was a huge turnoff - I was pretty uncomfortable.

A: I mean, you don't know if it was her or your crappy car.

B: Everything was fine until I picked her up. Like, 10 minutes after she got in, the odor took over.

A: She probably had something in her bag to protect herself against weirdos.

B: I bet she had. But it wasn't fair 'cause I was being a normal human being.

A: Did the odor go away once you dropped her off?

B: No. In fact, I think I'll have to have my car cleaned for this tomorrow morning.

A: That's why I don't really pick up anybody on the road.

B: I won't be doing it anymore after this - no cap.

A: She probably hid whatever it was under the seat when she realized you knew something was up.

B: I checked it out when I dropped her off, but there was nothing.

A: Even a fart would've been okay-ish...

B: That's how some people roll, man. Gotta be careful out there.

A: Yeah, you never know until you know.

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