A: I knew you were gonna step in dog poop on the other side of the fence.

B: Why didn't you warn me if you knew?

A: I'm terrible at jumping over fences, so I figured you were the man for the job.

B: How come? I could've gotten stuck there and ripped my clothes.

A: Maybe so, but I remembered that you used to climb up trees when you were bored.

B: Trees and fences are very different things. Besides, the guy's dog almost caught me for trying to pick up the kid's ball.

A: You're here, aren't you? They always keep their dog on a leash even when it's in their front yard, so it was a pretty safe mission.

B: I didn't notice the leash, so I don't know.

A: You couldn't say no to a kid. He asked us to get back his ball because the owners weren't answering the doorbell.

B: Just so you know: I'm not doing it ever again, not even for a kid.

A: You gotta do it for the kids, dude!

**Only correct this if you're a native English speaker.**