⚠️This post contains explicit language and adult humor. It is intended exclusively for a mature audience who enjoy double entendre and wordplay. It is not meant to offend any person or group. If you are sensitive to this kind of language, I recommend that you do not continue reading.
— "Good morning everyone. My name is Mr. Smith, and I'm your new English teacher. Hi, boys and girls!"
(Silence)
— "Come on, guys. Say hi!"
— (👩👩👦👦 in unison) "JAI."
— "Are you ready for some grammar?"
(Silence)
—"No? Okay, how about phonetics?"
(Silence)
—"Not even that? Okay, then let's do something else. Repeat after me: The ship is sinking."
— 👩👩👦👦 "THE SHEEP IS SINGING!"
— "Alright, let's try another one: I can't eat anymore. I'm full."
—👩👩👦👦 "I CAN'T EAT ANYMORE. I'M FOUL !"
—"Close. I like sleeping in soft sheets."
—👩👩👦👦 "I LIKE SLIPPING IN SOFT SHITS!"
— "Let people leave in peace."
—👩👩👦👦 "LET PEOPLE LIVE IN PISS!"
— "I like walking barefoot on the beach."
— 👩👩👦👦 "I LIKE WOKING BEAR FOOD ON THE BITCH!"
— "This is not going well, guys. You need to focus on the lesson."
—👩👩👦👦"THIS SNOT GOING WHALE, GUISE . YOU NEED TO FUCK US ON THE LESSON!"
— "Congratulations. You all passed.... in confusing everyone. Class dismissed."
LOL, I couldn't stop laughing, lol. It was so hilarious! I really hope my English doesn't sound like that even though I have similar experiences, lol.
Accidentally doing this in a foreign language keeps me up at night lol. Interestingly, "full" and "fool" sound the same in my accent so I probably wouldn't notice that mistake.
@yumiyumayume Mispronunciations can be really funny sometimes, but you shouting 'Virginia' while standing on a restaurant chair is unbeatable.😂
@schmamie That's why I've been watching movies without subtitles. I understand much less but I pay much more attention to pronunciation.
Thanks for letting me know. I'll change "fool" to "foul". I think it means "filthy", right?
"fool" is fine! Most accents do make a distinction between full and fool, just mine doesn't because it's undergone the pull/pool merger.
Got it. Thank you. I think I'm going to keep "foul", just for the punchy effect. : D
Fool and full do sound very different in my (Southeastern USA) accent. I've noticed that some native Spanish speakers have trouble with the English "UH" sound, as in full or butter, presumably because it's not present in Spanish. So, indeed, I would expect to hear some beginner English students read "full" the way I would read "fool" :)