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⚠️This post contains explicit language and adult humor. It is intended exclusively for a mature audience who enjoy double entendre and wordplay. It is not meant to offend any person or group. If you are sensitive to this kind of language, I recommend that you do not continue reading.

— "Good morning everyone. My name is Mr. Smith, and I'm your new English teacher. Hi, boys and girls!"

(Silence)

— "Come on, guys. Say hi!"

— (👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 in unison) "JAI."

— "Are you ready for some grammar?"

(Silence)

—"No? Okay, how about phonetics?"

(Silence)

—"Not even that? Okay, then let's do something else. Repeat after me: The ship is sinking."

— 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 "THE SHEEP IS SINGING!"

— "Alright, let's try another one: I can't eat anymore. I'm full."

—👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 "I CAN'T EAT ANYMORE. I'M FOUL !"

—"Close. I like sleeping in soft sheets."

—👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 "I LIKE SLIPPING IN SOFT SHITS!"

— "Let people leave in peace."

—👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 "LET PEOPLE LIVE IN PISS!"

— "I like walking barefoot on the beach."

— 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 "I LIKE WOKING BEAR FOOD ON THE BITCH!"

— "This is not going well, guys. You need to focus on the lesson."

—👩‍👩‍👦‍👦"THIS SNOT GOING WHALE, GUISE . YOU NEED TO FUCK US ON THE LESSON!"

— "Congratulations. You all passed.... in confusing everyone. Class dismissed."

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