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I placed the knife on top of it, and in one smooth motion, the blade sank into the mochi, splitting it with ease. Nothing can resist the edge of a Japanese knife. It split in two as if it'd been waiting for this moment all along. It would've impressed the same Gordon Ramsay, if the chef had been there. I recommend you get ahold of one (a knife, not a chef. Though, if you can afford it, get both) if you like to play chef in the kitchen. If I were you, I'd go with this one (this time I mean the chef, not the knife). Besides, my aunt is a knife thrower at the famous Cirque du Sommeil and doesn't use any other, and she's pushing no less than seventy. I suggested she retire, but she remembers her first performance as if it were yesterday. I'd rather she were less reckless. I know she's really good at it, but imagine she were to hurt someone. She would have to retire anyway. It's important she be aware of it.

(To be continued)

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