Yesterday, I took the trash out—mostly glass. Glass makes a loud, deafening noise when you throw it into the bin.

One of my neighbors came out onto her balcony and started yelling at me for making a racket. I turned around, looked at her for a moment, and said, "And how am I supposed to do that without making any noise?"

Being me, I didn't wait for a reply. I immediately turned back to the bin to throw out the rest of the glass. That set her off even more—she's clearly unhinged. If you're a grown woman and can't behave in public, maybe you should consider living in a cave.

The irony? Just moments earlier, she'd been having an extremely loud argument with someone in her apartment. I mean, make it make sense.

I'm usually a peaceful guy. Normally, I would let it slide—you can't win against morons. However, this is the third time it's happened. On top of that, she made comments about my family. So it's only fair if I start trolling her for good: I'm considering taking out the glass at midnight instead of during the day. 😂

What do you think? Would that be a good idea? Please, don't shatter my expectations! No pun intended. 😅