— Good call.

— But you know what? I’m going to give that guy a piece of my mind first.

— Oh, are you now. You’re being ridiculous. That’s utterly unnecessary!

— I don’t think so.

— Okay, you do you. But remember, you’re pushing 80.

— So what if I am?

— The doctor said you have to take things easy, remember?

— So what? Who’s going to stop me? I’ve got plenty of fight and energy.

— Yeah, but if you mess with a guy who has five million followers, you’ll look like a maniac.

— I’m going to break your jaw.

— What?

— I was talking to the screen.

— This conversation is taking an odd turn. Did you take your pills?

— No, I gave them to the dog.

— What? Why?

— He needs them more than I do. He’s older than the hills.

— I'd better take him for a walk.

— Right, right, right. Don't make it too short.