— Good call.
— But you know what? I’m going to give that guy a piece of my mind first.
— Oh, are you now. You’re being ridiculous. That’s utterly unnecessary!
— I don’t think so.
— Okay, you do you. But remember, you’re pushing 80.
— So what if I am?
— The doctor said you have to take things easy, remember?
— So what? Who’s going to stop me? I’ve got plenty of fight and energy.
— Yeah, but if you mess with a guy who has five million followers, you’ll look like a maniac.
— I’m going to break your jaw.
— What?
— I was talking to the screen.
— This conversation is taking an odd turn. Did you take your pills?
— No, I gave them to the dog.
— What? Why?
— He needs them more than I do. He’s older than the hills.
— I'd better take him for a walk.
— Right, right, right. Don't make it too short.
glad I don’t use social media or watch YouTube.
Except for language learning, which is fine because I can’t understand any of it, so I am safe from getting offended.
Same here, but I do watch videos. There’s a lot of trash on YouTube, but there’s also the occasional little jewel that’s worth the time.
The individual sentences are fine, but the dialog was hard to follow. (I couldn't tell who was speaking, and why.... many narrative elements missing.)