— Ahoy, scallywags! Are we sailing on a dead calm through seven seas and a ton of barrels of rum, bound for any place we can plunder? Aye!

Fear? Never heard of 'er! Would ye rather walk the plank?

Come on, lads! Row! Show me how the sea dogs do it! Savvy?

(Seagulls and waves crashing)

For a thousand sausages! Are those Spanish Ladies full of doubloons? What the hell are they doing in the English Channel? Up the windlass! Full sail, ye layabouts!

That's it! Pull, dogs! I don't want to hear any rants! Ye wanna kiss the plank?

— Aye-aye, Captain!

(Chanting in unison)

"A laaaass in every port, and they all love a spooort,

a faaart that makes me snooort.."

— Now, board her! Mwahahaha!

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