— Want to know something really sus?

— Is it about Pam? What has she done this time?

— She told Brian that Laura has a crush on him.

— Really? That’s sketchy. I thought she was the one who had a crush on him!

— She does, actually. Peter saw her doing something that totally gave it away, but then she caught Peter watching her.

— So now she’s trying to spread some confusion. That’s even more telling.

— Yeah, you can say that again. But that’s not all. She also told Laura that Peter did something fishy with her.

— Wait a minute. Now I’m lost. Fishy like what?

— She won’t say. But you can connect the dots. Come on, man — that’s a dead giveaway!

— If you think that screams, wait until you hear what Susan told me about you...

— How about me?

— That says it all. You're going to flip out.

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