I need to put my mind at ease. What better way to do that than to tell you what just happened. Well, I was sitting in a chair when all of a sudden, I could feel everything rocking. Yep, I experienced what experts call a tremor—my first time ever, and hopefully the last! In case you're not familiar with the term, a tremor is a "mild" seismic movement. Whatever you call it, it definitely scared the shit out of me. I felt like I was on a fucking boat in rough seas.

This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, though. Italy is prone to earthquakes. However, Italy is not Japan. The vast majority of buildings here are old and cannot withstand an earthquake. So that's that. In case you don't hear back from me, you know...it's been a pleasure 👋.