- Hi, bug. Already working?

- Could you please announce your presence before walking in so that you don't scare me?

- Did I scare you? How's that even possible? I've been whistling all the way here. Did you have your earbuds in?

- No. Are you fully aware of the conventions we use at home and the dangers that ignoring them entails?

- Did you drink the water from the vase? You sound weird as hell.

- No, it actually was an herbal tea that tasted like a May morning.

- Alright, you're asking for it. May I morning you?

- Not in the mood, thanks. I need to finish this before noon. Can you get me something to eat instead?

- Okay, so... I'm announcing that I'm leaving this room now and heading for the kitchen. The Queen is having breakfast.

- You're so silly...and don't throw sugar in my butter.

- Coming right up!