– I think I really messed up this time.

– What did you do now?

– I wish I hadn’t gotten out of bed today.

– Is it that bad?

– Yes, if only I could change the past.

– Are you sick? Don’t even think of getting close.

– I’ll be fine, as long as I figure something out before he notices.

– “He” who?

– All I need is for today to just pass quickly.

– Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Could you at least tell me what this is about?

– I'd settle for knowing how he'll react.

– React to what?

– Whatever it is, I'm fine as long as everything goes well afterward.

– Did you know that talking to you sometimes feels like talking to a wall?

– I'm fine with that. All that matters is that the dialogue be understandable.

– I, for one, haven't understoond a single word.

– You’d say whatever it takes to prove I'm not fluent.

– You really are fluent in nonsense.

– You know what? You're grounded from dessert.

– Great, I’ll put that on my resume.