Conversation Overheard in Brooklyn, NY
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Conversation Overheard in Brooklyn, NY

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(This is a conversation I overheard in Brooklyn, NY, that reflects a Brooklyn accent and rhythm, grammatical quirks, idiomatic expressions, and English reductions.)

MAN: Howarya kids doin’?

WOMAN: My son? He wantsta sell his business.

MAN: His business? I didn’t even know he had a business! I thought he was workin’ in a store.

WOMAN: Naw, he’s partners with his friend. Been like that two years now. He’s a silent partner.

MAN: A silent partner don’t work! You sure he’s a silent partner? That’s a bad way ta do business. I thought he was somethin’... more like what your husband did.

WOMAN: Speculatin’?

MAN: Yeah, speculatin’. Whaddya think he did before he went into business?

WOMAN: Oh, he got a college degree—from Brooklyn College. In Accounting. Did real good in school, too. My husband an’ me, we helped set him up in business. Graduation present.

MAN: Your daughter don’t bother ya much, huh?

WOMAN: Naw, not her. Just my other kids… they want everything. School, music lessons—it never ends! They want this, they want that… they want everything!

MAN: Usedta be kids settled for one lesson... one!

WOMAN: My younger son? He wantsta take classes. Classes! They want the best—only the best.

MAN: Lemme tell ya, my mother brought us up ta look for bargains. These kids today? They want everything! My nephew—his first pair of glasses—his eyes weren’t even bad! Designer glasses! 175 bucks! I go visit, they hate ta see me comin’. I tell ‘em, "Ya coulda got somethin’ cheaper." Right away they get all antagonistic!

WOMAN: My mother usedta make us kids feel proud when we found a bargain.

MAN: I usedta try on clothes behind the counter. My bar mitzvah suit, I tried it on behind the counter in a store over on Blake Avenue. Cost me 18 dollars!

WOMAN: Yeah… you could get bargains in those days. Things ain’t like they usedta be. A loaf of bread cost a nickel! Look what it costs today! Ridiculous, I tell ya! We’ll never see those days again.

MAN: My sister-in-law—she thinks my brother’s stingy. I don’t think so! She wanted a Cadillac—he gave her a Cadillac. She wanted a diamond—he gave her a diamond. But when he goes lookin’ for bargains for himself, she says he’s stingy! Whaddya want?!

WOMAN: She sounds spoiled!

MAN: She goes out for coffee, throws down a tip of 75 cents like nothin’. Beauty parlor three times a week. She don’t like ta stay in the house, don’t clean nothin’! She’s 45, tryin’ ta look 25! Goes to the beauty parlor four times a week! Hair was breakin’ from all the dye… everyone knew it! Went six times a week to a hundred-dollar doctor. And if her car gets scratched, she gotta have it fixed right away!

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