Nothing More Than Feelings
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Nothing More Than Feelings

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economics

Let’s talk about feelings. Feeeelings… oh, oh, oh, feeeelings…

I’ve got mixed feelings right now. Should I get poetic and go on about my deep feelings —like my limerence for chocolate— or explain why I’m heartsick over my tomato plants?

—You'd better stick to day-to-day feelings. That’s probably more practical. So… how do you feel today?

Oh man, I’m worn out.

— That’s not a feeling.

Okay, okay.. Mmm... I’ll start with happiness: I feel so happy when I eat ice cream!

— That’s more like it!

Shut up. You’re killing my streak and ruining my motivation!

— Why are you so excited? You sound like you’re having a hit of elation.

More like exhilaration, buddy. Wait—where was I going with this?

— To Pandora’s box?

Pandora who? Are you trying to confuse me?

—No need for that. You’re puzzling yourself.

Come on, man, show a bit of empathy for a change...

— Sorry, not in the mood. Maybe tomorrow I'll be more excited about your nonsensical joy. But for now, I'm just relieved to end this mirthless conversation.

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