My dog is twice as big as my cat, but my cat is three times as fast. I bought each of them a smartphone at the Apple Store. The dog is happy with his, though the cat complains that hers is double the weight of the dog’s phone and triple the size of mine.

I gave my phone to the cat, so now she has two phones that together are double the cost of the dog’s. The dog doesn’t care about the cost. He just wants double the internet bandwidth he has. I wanted to please him, so I asked the cat to give me my phone back. The cat smirked and said, "Finders keepers, losers weepers."

🐩