If you usually hit the books just a few days before a test, you’re most likely to fail. Cramming names, dates, or formulas does nothing but overload your brain. And if you find yourself in a situation where there’s no other option, chances are you’ll end up cheating. That's when the odds of you getting caught red-handed skyrocket, unless you can pull it off like the great Houdini, which is highly unlikely.

It’s also not likely that the test will be put off, or even less likely that a UFO will abduct your teacher.

So what are you most likely to end up doing?

One thing's for sure: there’s little chance that you’ll pass with flying colors. At best, you might scrape by with a miserable D — and that's only if all eight planets align on test day, which is damn near impossible. Remember Pluto was unfairly kicked out of the club. So what's not likely to happen? You passing.

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