I'm having trouble today stringing my ideas together. It was really early when I woke up this morning. I usually get ahold of something to write about, so my post will start by introducing the topic —something light, like “What does intellectual property mean?”— trying to engage the reader, making jokes about the ironies of life, contradicting myself to be a little puzzling, quoting someone famous or knowledgeable, and concluding without actually having said anything about what intellectual property means or why respecting it is so important. But I will soon.