English has a very strict grammatical structure and word order. In Spanish it's different. We juggle words, swallow subjects, and sprinkle pepper and salt whenever needed. We do use commas and periods, though. Periods leave us grammatically satisfied, and commas give us time to think and breathe — exactly in that order.

I have no idea how Yoda got away with it. To native English speakers, altering the word order feels like a slap in the face. If I want to ever trumpet my message to the world, I'll have to follow the "subject-verb-object" norm tee a to, or be damn good at not writing nonsense. I'm willing to try. That would give me the illusion of logic. Hopefully my English will improve. Otherwise it would be like adding injury to insult. Then again, some things never change: coffee is good, and Fridays love me.