— Do you have any idea where we are?

— Nope.

— Why don't we ask Google Maps?

— Nah...let's pull over and ask that guy. He looks like he knows everything.

— Honk! Honk!

— Excuse me! How do I get to the nearest alpaca farm?

— Oh, the alpaca farm. It’s quite a distance, but I’ll show you the way. First, drive straight until you see a roundabout, and take the third exit. Go straight, then turn left, then right, then right again, and then left twice. Keep going straight until you reach/hit a smaller roundabout and take the fIfth exit, or was it the forth? Anyways, continue straight for about a quarter of a mile, give or take, untill you see a sign with a smiling alpaca to your right. You can’t miss it!

— Yeah, sure. Thank you!

— Drive safe!

— We will!

— And don't mess with them if you dont want to get spit on!

— We know, we know. Bye!

— Vroooom!

— Ha! April 1st gets more and more fun every year...