My boss's childishness has strained my patience.
What happened? I thought the strain between you two was over.
Over? Not at all. She has a muscle strain, so she wants me to take over.
For how long?
That's actually the most straining part: three months.
That's a lot of time. What about the other guy?
Who, Logan?
No, I mean the one who always strains his eyes so he doesn't have to wear glasses.
Oh, that guy! I wish. He caught a new strain of the flu and took leave.
Take it easy. The last thing you need now is to have a strained relationship with your boss.
You're right. I'll just try not to strain a smile every time she calls me “team player.”
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