A little girl asks her mother, "Where do babies come from? How was I born?"

The mother braces herself with patience and replies, "One day, I cut off the most beautiful flower in the garden, put it in a box , put it in the closet, and waited for nine months. Then I opened the box and there you were.

The girl, who wants to have a baby, goes to the garden, cuts off the most beautiful flower, puts it in a box , and puts it in her closet.

Nine months later, she opens the box and a cockroach comes out.

The girl cries out, "If you weren't my daughter, I'd smash you!"

Two hunters are in the forest when one of them faints. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glassy.

The other hunter pulls out his phone and calls 911. Before the operator can say anything, he says, panting, "Mi friend is dead! ¿What can I do?"

The operator replies in a soft, calm tone, "Calm down. I can help. First, you have to make sure he's dead."

There's a silence, and then a gunshot.

Back on the phone, he says "Okay, what's next?"

They say senses atrophy when they aren’t used—the same happens to the sense of humor.