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“So, have you made up your mind yet?”

“About what?”

“You know exactly what.”

“I've been giving it some thought.”

“That wasn't my question.”

“I know.”

“Well?”

“I'm on the fence.”

“You've been on the fence for a week.”

“I don't like rushing into things.”

“There's a difference between being careful and dragging your feet.”

“Ouch.”

“You know I'm right.”

“I hate admitting it, but you are.”

“So what's holding you back?”

“What if it blows up in my face?”

“What if it doesn't?”

“That's easy for you to say.”

“No, it isn't. I just refuse to borrow trouble.”

“I've never heard that expression.”

“It means don't worry about problems that don't exist yet.”

“Easier said than done.”

“I didn't say it was easy.”

“I keep going back and forth.”

“That's because you're trying to predict the future.”

“Isn't everybody?”

“Not to the point where they can't make a decision.”

“So what would you do?”

“I'd trust my gut.”

“My gut changes its mind every five minutes.”

“Then flip a coin.”

“You're kidding.”

“Not really.”

“You're not letting the coin decide.”

“Then what's the point?”

“You're paying attention to your reaction.”

“My reaction?”

“The moment the coin is in the air, you'll realize which outcome you're hoping for.”

“…I hate how much sense that makes.”

“I'll take that as a compliment.”

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