My days are nothing to write home about, but I'm writing though. If that isn't the most boring town on Earth, I don't know what is!

There are no amusements, nightlife is non-existent and the lone sushi bar shuts down by 9 pm.

I mean I forgot when was the last time I went out and about.

Hit me up if you are about to come to my place and die of boredom. Otherwise, you might want to skip out on this riveting experience.

Well done. Now she'll think hundreds of times before visiting me. He drew back the curtains, overlooking the Central Park.

inspired by smissle.com