I was struggling to find a topic to write about in my new post on Journaly. After many sleepless nights, overthinking and stretching my brain mentally, drinking a lot of alcohol, and watching a lot of my favorite TV shows for inspiration, I finally came to a conclusion.
Inspiration is an illusion. You just need to do the things I'm about to share with you in this post and your success will be, beyond any doubt,
guaranteed!
First things first, open your laptop and go straight to Youtube. Start watching one video after another, even if you're not interested in the subject. Watch just 2 to 3 minutes of each. With every video you watch, drink a glass of wine or a beer or whatever you like.
After a while, you'll probably start to feel dizzy from the alcohol.
Now it's time to put on your running shoes and go jogging. Maybe at some point, you'll start to not feel well. Keep going, don't quit. If you manage to not vomit, you're ready for the next step.
Return home and drink a big glass of beer. I've heard that a beer after a workout is quite good for your body.
Sit down again and open your laptop. Now it's time to start writing your post. Create a new post. The first thing you need to do is to find a nice image to upload. There are many great websites with free photos you can use. I personally like Unsplash.
Start searching through photos and when you find one you like, save it as an image in a folder and use it here afterwards.
As you may have noticed, your post doesn't have a subject yet. You need to drink a quick shot of alcohol again and then do as many push-ups as you can in 5 minutes. Drink a glass of wine.
Now, finally, it's time to write something. Write the first thing that comes to your mind.
If you can't write anything and you don't feel well, go to sleep.
Tomorrow is another day. You'll be refreshed and you'll have yesterday's experience to write about :)
*Of course everything in this post was totally made up. I was trying only to amuse you. :)
....plus I had nothing else to write about.
Thanks for reading :)
:D I think I won't follow your advice about drinking so much alcohol!
Fun fact, I don't drink at all :)
Oh, good. Me neither :). I can't stand wine nor beer, so I wouldn't be able to follow your guide ;)
I also don't drink at all, but had a good laugh with your post. Very good!
Very funny, Dimi!)))
Eduard, how can you live in Germany and not like beer?)) What do you do during Oktoberfest? Do you like any spirits?