Just an idea, it may be fun to translate my favorite manga titles into English and look for the official translation. Most titles are originally in English, though.

「ミステリと言う勿れ」

Mine: Don’t call this story a mistery

Official: Do Not Say Mystery

The official title is really simple and cool, so it’s best. Besides, I made a miss-spelling.

「青野くんに触りたいから死にたい」

Mine: I wanna die since I wanna touch Aono-kun

Official: I Want to Hold Aono-kun so Badly I Could Die

Although I stuck to English word order, my translation isn’t so bad, is it?

「きのう何食べた？」

Mine: What did you eat for last dinner?

Official: What Did You Eat Yesterday?

I could have right answered… Why did I think it’s dinner? Additionally, I should have written yesterday’s dinner because ChatGPT says that last dinner can mean the end of life.

「逃げるは恥だが役に立つ」

Mine: Running away is ashame but useful

Official: The Full-Time Wife Escapist

I can’t completely agree with the official title. My direct translation was wrong (ashame → shameful), but the original title comes from a saying in Hungary, so I think it’s best to translate the original one into English.

「寄生獣」

Mine: Parasite Monster

Official: Parasyte

What an interesting! There is also word play in English similar to Japanese.

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By the way, these five comics aren’t my best, but all of them will move your emotion.

Please read them if you get a chance.