Once upon a time, there was a planet called Trideco. On Trideco lived the Tridecians. There was another alien race called Yatotians. One day, the Yatotians decided to attack Trideco. The Yatotians had invented a 200 meter super spaceship, so they really confident.

The Tridecians noticed the large super spaceship, so they decided to steal the blueprint. Unfortunately, the Yatotians forgot to add the unit door the numbers, so they thought it is 200 feet, which is 3 times smaller. At first, it can fit 100 people. Now it only can fit 40.

Meanwhile, the Yatotians stole it back, but the builders thought it was marked in inches. Now the spaceship is only 5 meters and can fit about 2 small people.

Well, the crazy bit is, nobody seems to know the real size of the spaceship, because the Tridecians stole opis again and thought it was marked in centimeters because they have goldfish memory. Anyways, the spaceship is now 2 meters and can barely fit a small person.

Well, you know what happens next…the Yatotians stole it…thought it was millimeters…and now the spaceship is a 20cm drone.

In the end they both got destroyed by humans because, hey, we can still beat a few drones!