How To Make a Magic Curry
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How To Make a Magic Curry

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Making a magic curry is a daunting task. The consequence is so tragic that you must make some decisions before making it.

First, is there anything you love in this universe? If the answer is yes, better move them out of the universe.

Second, do you like curry badly? If yes, control yourself not to drink the curry or slurp it with rice.

Lastly, what do you want to destroy? Don’t use this curry unless you are dotty and mad, because this will destroy the universe!

So, let’s start if you are done with the decisions! You will need:

A dead dragon’s skull

The blood of Hades

The heart of Uranus(that’s Zeus’ grandpa, not the planet.)

The lightening of Zeus

A rib of Liviathan

The teeth of Typhos

1. Boil the dragon’s skull and put the blood of Hades in it.

2. Mash up the rib of Livathan. It should be a glowing powder.

3. Dump the powder in the skull. Boil for seven nights. At the seventh night, clouds will fill the sky. When this happens, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! The gods are angry!

4. After you escaped the attacks, put in the lightening bolt. The curry is formed!

5. Put in the other things and boil for seven years.

6. Say the magic spell:

Five seconds in time,

You can run.

The sun shall burn into ashes,

The earth shall freeze and shiver.

The cosmos shall die in matter of time,

And humans will live in hell.

The universe will vanish within a blink,

And souls shall fade away.

Okay, the universe will explode after that!

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