Well, well, well! Some people haven’t looked at the job requirement carefully, I guess! An idiot actually came to be interviewed! Look at the whole story:

(A dim person with a hairstyle that looks like a banana came in)

DP (dim person): Hello! I’m here to be interviewed!

NR (the staff at our front counter, Nutte R.): You don’t need to…YAWN!

DP: (hopefully) I did something crazy, and I’m actually here to collect money.

NR: That’s nice. What did you do?

DP: (proudly) I forgot to put soap in my bath! I’m pretty sure that’s worth a million bucks!

NR: Dismissed!

(The very next day)

DP: You know what? I did something crazier!

NR: You again?

DP: (even more proudly) Yep! I forgot to put water in my bath!

NR: That’s a bit cheesy, but I suppose you can sill get a penny…

DP: Thanks a lot!

(The very next day)

DP: (more proudly than ever) I did something ultimate crazy!

NR: Forgot to take a bath, I suppose.

DP: That’s true!

NR: Dismissed!

(The very very very next day)

DP: (looking tired) I…YAWN! Forgot to sleep yesterday!

NR: Played video games?

DP: Yeah…

NR: Dismissed!

(This person already came non-stop for a year, so we gave him two prizes. The first one was a prize of $73.21 for coming every single day, which is crazy. The second one was for being crazily idiotic with a reward of $673.11. I believe, if he becomes any sillier, we’ll give him all our money and pray that god will give him brainpower.)