Well, well, well! Some people haven’t looked at the job requirement carefully, I guess! An idiot actually came to be interviewed! Look at the whole story:
(A dim person with a hairstyle that looks like a banana came in)
DP (dim person): Hello! I’m here to be interviewed!
NR (the staff at our front counter, Nutte R.): You don’t need to…YAWN!
DP: (hopefully) I did something crazy, and I’m actually here to collect money.
NR: That’s nice. What did you do?
DP: (proudly) I forgot to put soap in my bath! I’m pretty sure that’s worth a million bucks!
NR: Dismissed!
(The very next day)
DP: You know what? I did something crazier!
NR: You again?
DP: (even more proudly) Yep! I forgot to put water in my bath!
NR: That’s a bit cheesy, but I suppose you can sill get a penny…
DP: Thanks a lot!
(The very next day)
DP: (more proudly than ever) I did something ultimate crazy!
NR: Forgot to take a bath, I suppose.
DP: That’s true!
NR: Dismissed!
(The very very very next day)
DP: (looking tired) I…YAWN! Forgot to sleep yesterday!
NR: Played video games?
DP: Yeah…
NR: Dismissed!
(This person already came non-stop for a year, so we gave him two prizes. The first one was a prize of $73.21 for coming every single day, which is crazy. The second one was for being crazily idiotic with a reward of $673.11. I believe, if he becomes any sillier, we’ll give him all our money and pray that god will give him brainpower.)
You are funny as always!
You made my day!