SO, as I am saying, why can human sleep ALL DAY LONG?

Yesterday, my boyfriend went to bed at 2:AM and gets up at 10:AM this morning. After having breakfast, he goes back to bed and continues sleeping until 12 PM.

And then...yes, you are right, he gets up for lunch and goes to bed without hesitation.

TILL 5 PM.

I suspect he is probably not a human, he is a pig!

He must be the most chubby one and will smell good if I braised him in a pot.

So, any cooking suggestions to make him a delicious dish?